So I’m pooping in Barnes & Noble cuz I ate a lot of fiber bars earlier. So I’m sitting there and I can hear other guys coming in and peeing. Then there’s this one guy. Damn this guys a douche. I hear him peeing and yawning and I’m like yea this guys normal. And I know that he knows I’m there cuz I’m like plopping. Then he finishes and fastens his belt and turns off the lights in the public restroom. I hate this guy. I will find you and choke you out.